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Royce-Barber
Royce Barber
United States
Current Residence: Fresno California USA
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Spring 2014 by Royce-Barber






This my official 2014 Poem. It has no immediate purpose. 
Basically I watch TV commercials and try to make as little sense as possible.
This may not be the very latest version, see my site link below.

Propane powered rocks never run out of sprinkled ham. Are your socks infected with bubble-wrap? Throw a blanket over it. Throw a blanket over everything like you're trying to make oatmeal out of trees. We can't assume a paralyzed elf has transparent seahorse scales. So I awoke in a place of cats pawing faster than juice. You may think old beach towels don't have time to rescue your gimpy walnut. Yet, the strength of a sassy friendship garden is swifter than hair. That hair depends on how clean your knee pit looks in the daylight, my sweet. For one single bean may grow five and a half drops of love. Sipping tears the size of a football. Mashing turnip grease on a security door is easier said than slurped, because the good warship Mexico can glaze a bear paw like it means corporate business. He'll shave your moose like butter corn squeezed through a peach radar. Examine the facts, you can't put a price on the lemon king, the market is too jiggly. Our burritos are made entirely of vitamin C. Robot penguins flail their arms in excitement. The military never did allow paper bags, the risk was too great. So slap a pancake, if not for yourself then for those who never could. Raccoon physics paved the way to jive snares. Not just any spoon transplant will do. Next you'll be saying door hinges really work. Rinse off that lava, you know where it's been. My people the mole men, often squeeze chopped washing machines. For maximum fumbling, apply organic shoes directly to a dogs paw. Flowers scrape diamonds, it's just math. That's when I made a perfectly round shoe, from a single piece of wet string. Fire trucks weren't meant to get this fresh, it's just not decent. When our village elder peels bark from a tree, it's music to my liver, you know the taste? Emulate illuminated cogs like moss on a cracker. Some day he'll go far, and we hope he stays there. Dmitri won five potato chips in the shape of joy, which he traded in for a reservation to have orange juice with Oprah. Notice the grassy scent of a glass of chia pets in plastic bags. Your knee pits say no, but your ears say yes. It really takes an old jar of dogs to learn new tricks. I'm talking about an empty spoon. You see, the Chinese team are known for flying a boat over five school busses. So I was found to be licking a grand crystal stair case dirtied by candle light if you wink with half a smile. It's there where bugs sell each other houses made of hair. As she follows the power drill to soft, soft buried treasure, she got a glimpse of her dream man. This was his first workshop teaching how to cook a jam covered car engine in an Amish pizza. The village, was never the same. Needless to say we lit candles in remembrance. In an unexpected turn of events, the city council voted in more ham spice than the electrical plug of a train speeding in a circle over a dog in a pointy helmet, if you see what I hear. My father was too far ahead of a birdhouse with no door hole. That's what you get for feeding a chicken it's triangle oranges by the sparkling light of hamster meat. The strange part is behind us now, where two moose intersect to create a breakfast for champions. Only the heart protests. Glancing at the right nostril of a needlessly specific kind of raccoon, a turtle in a bouncehouse took one dignified step toward his natural enemy.

Feel free to read more of my poetry here; sites.google.com/site/barbertu…

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Royce-Barber Featured By Owner May 3, 2014
Way to disgust people in under 1 second. Your blank troll account with a sonic scribble will likely be banned pretty soon, so it's almost not worth my time to acknowledge your existence. You're using pointless profanity and dissing a massive religion at the same time, to accuse me of things you deem inappropriate for deviantArt which is a site containing all views and all cultures. BUT, in your favorites, "Imperial Walkers by daRoz" is a pretty dang sweet image. So at least you have some good taste in Star Wars art. All this and you use a blank nameless account to do it. Not just a nameless account, but you added the number 2 to it. XD

I assume you are Julie, of Russia.
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rosariogirl54321 Featured By Owner May 1, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
Hey, Royce, I've just submitted three more pictures.
Since you, well, liked the others, I thought you might want to know.
Also, I've been wondering what kind of music you like?
What bands, what people.
Do tell, Royce, do tell.
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Royce-Barber Featured By Owner May 2, 2014
What should I call you in public? Rosa? Sar...pikachu. Rosachu. Where did your username come from anyway? I adore the new art pieces you submitted. We've had some hot days lately so I've not been on the PC as much, but I saw your art works. I love black and white with lines representing action and mystery. You have talent for literary and visual art, not to mention comedy and sweetness. 

The music I listen to is the sloshing sound in my mind of your user icon licking my face! That icon illustrates your sense of humor and I hope it never changes. <3

As for my actual music playlist, it's quite diverse. I like Christian music the most (Newsboys, even a little TobyMac). The more modern the better. There is this one band called ApologetiX who spoofs old rock songs, and makes them into Christian songs, it's so funny. I used to listen to a lot of Linkin Park, as well as Gorillaz and some Moby. There is so much more... Bjork, Daft Punk, Weird Al, They Might Be Giants, and a LOT more!!!

I love funny movie sound clips, like from Monty Python tv show and movies. That was waaay even before my time. I listen to sound effects even, from the videogame Portal2. I like sound clips from the Simpsons and Futurama. 

Last but not least, I also love a lot of Anime sound tracks, as well as the Final Fantasy video game series and it's music. Dot hack sign was a great anime as well as it's music. 

I WILL PUT YOUR COMPUTER IN A FOOD DRYER AND MAKE WINDOWS JERKY. <3
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rosariogirl54321 Featured By Owner May 3, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
You can call me either Rosa or Sarah, whichever one.
Unless Andrea's on here instead of me.
The you can call her Muffy the Dark Mime.
And we got the name from a manga and Anime called Rosario+Vampire. We liked the word 'Rosario', so we decided to use that. We also have another account when we want to both get on deviantArt and talk to each other or role play. We mostly use the characters from our stories in those instances. Characters such as Izabella Starlight, Jak and Nial, Nimitsu and Waikor, Mary Malice and Alice Insinuous, Kalistrai Edge, Watcher and Paul and Sprinkle Berry, Lizzy Stalker, Aiden Dracaena, Ashra Lovelern, Gallaghan Fable, Nightmare Jack, Kalice the Butcher, Kiiya the Mad Scientist and her assistant, Vibbs, Ace Barberossa, Morning Dahnne and his brother Day, and Slender Sadie Insidious.
All very frightening characters, to be sure.
Especially Mary Malice, Alice Insinuous, Nimitsu (the Goddess of Carnage and Bloodshed), and Slender Sadie Insidious.
Oh, and the other account we have is called AnSaolEile, which means 'the other life'.
We like things like that. Things like sharoc, or 'dark fey', nihtegala, or 'night-singer', šahāda, 'testimony', śāntiḥ, 'peace', contendere, 'strive together', orkheisthai, 'to dance', phainein, 'bring to light', and līflād, 'way of living'.
Things like that.
And thanks. :)
I'm sure I don't have to tell you how very funny and lovely you are, too.

Thank you. :meow:
We thought it was cute. And entertaining, of course.
It's a character in both a manga and an Anime. His name is Ace. He's not the main character, but he's the brother of, and we liked him.

Linkin Park? Have you ever listened to "Iridescent" or "Robot Boy"? How about "Shadow of the Day"?
We have a few Christian albums on our computer. Have you ever heard "Awake and Alive" by Skillet?
I like the one that's been on the radio by them, called "Fire and Fury". They're also in a tobyMac song called "Tonight".

Have you seen Monty Python and the Holy Grail? I don't remember much of it, since we saw it years ago, but I know it was funny, with that killer rabbit and "Bring me a shrubbery!".
We've seen a few more Monty Python movies. He's funny, huh.
We absolutely covet funny movies. We practically worship them.
Well, no, actually, what Andrea and I worship are books.
Speaking of, a book that we have long awaited has finally come to the library.
Congratulate us and wish us well, my dear Royce, for we are rich in glee, and giddy to our toes and arm hairs.

WELL, I WILL . . . UH . . . I WILL DO SOMETHING!
BEWARE AND BE AFRAID! BE VERY, VERY AFRAID!
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catazarch Featured By Owner Apr 24, 2014  Professional General Artist
thank you for the visit :3
+watch
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Royce-Barber Featured By Owner Apr 25, 2014
You are in Italy? How is the weather there????
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rosariogirl54321 Featured By Owner Apr 22, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
Hey, Royce, are you in a chatroom? 'Cause I want to, you know, actually speak.
I want to introduce you to my sister.
So, what do you say, buddy?
Do you dare brave the wilds of . . . well, us.
Go, Royce! Go where no [Insert Alien Creature Here] has gone before!
Courage, my friend. Courage!
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Royce-Barber Featured By Owner Apr 22, 2014
Hey buddy, and hello to your sis. You both are so nice to me. :)
I don't usually chat very much, but I'm quite capable of doing so. Unless a land shark hops out a lava tube and nibbles my keyboard into exactly 1.5 pieces. Any more or less and I can fix the keyboard. But an exact nibble would render my entire Internet broken and thus the universe would go with it. That happened one time, so now I'm prepared by means of cotton swabs. A cotton swab trap like no other. Land sharks can't resist cotton, especially beef jerky flavored cotton. 

I'd be honored to chat up a storm with you and anyone you can fit in the room with us. If the chat room is a broom closet then I may ask for a slightly more public space than that. Or at least a life jacket in case it starts to rain from the ceiling. 
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rosariogirl54321 Featured By Owner Apr 25, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
Why, Roycey, you get the most brilliant ideas!
Although I do hope that I never have to deal with those keyboard-eating land sharks of yours, we do, in fact, posses cotton swabs.
We are completely safe.
I am not frightened of the immigrated bunny rabbits currently eyeing me for fresh meat, nor do I fear the foreign weevels that are fighting for the privilege of eating my eyeballs.
Be not alarmed.
I am perfectly saf--

Unfortunately, Royce, we don't have WIFI at home, so we usually go to the library to get on the computer, which is quite convenient, as our obsession with books has grown to terrible new heights.
Andrea and I usually go to our chatroom, FurryInn, which has approximately zero inhabitants save for Andrea and myself, and then we go on to devart.
However, Andrea and I would be perfectly happy to meet you wherever you wish.
As long as the people occupying the room are loyal, steadfast, and instantaneously adoring of any new members!
*Cough*
But we can settle for instantaneously adoring.
Wait, forget that!
The only one who matters here is you!
You can be instantaneously adoring, or you can be dead!
Snap, just like that!
Also, there's only two life-jackets left.
Guess we'll just have to do without Andrea!
*Ahem*
But go on, make my day.
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LandOstock Featured By Owner Mar 18, 2014
Thanks for the llama badge Barber :iconhartplz:
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Royce-Barber Featured By Owner Mar 18, 2014
You're so very welcome. I invite you to look at my Nature Favorites; royce-barber.deviantart.com/fa…
Some of that is special effects, but some of it is real.
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LandOstock Featured By Owner Mar 18, 2014
Very nice collection. 
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Royce-Barber Featured By Owner Mar 18, 2014
Yoh FACE is a nice collection. Hmm I need to work on face jokes. Thank you for lookin', I have a zillion favorites. :D
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BebeSPplz Featured By Owner Mar 10, 2014
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Sergiba Featured By Owner Mar 10, 2014
Thanks for the favs! very kind. :hug:
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Allduin99 Featured By Owner Mar 3, 2014  Student General Artist
thanks for the badge! :D
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relhom Featured By Owner Feb 23, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
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asurafangirl Featured By Owner Feb 15, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Thank you so much for the llama! :icondragonglomp:
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p0isonParadise Featured By Owner Feb 13, 2014  Hobbyist Interface Designer
Thanks for inspire me buddy :) <3
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Royce-Barber Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2014
u inspire me more =]
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p0isonParadise Featured By Owner Feb 15, 2014  Hobbyist Interface Designer
^^
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pitkon Featured By Owner Feb 11, 2014   Interface Designer
Thanks for joining :iconblackboxdesktop: ! Really glad to have you aboard! :) Feel free to submit anything Blackbox-related (themes, styles) and/or wallpapers, icons, Linux applications skins, 3dcc configurations...
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pitkon Featured By Owner Feb 11, 2014   Interface Designer
Thanks for the watch, I am watching you too now :)
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pitkon Featured By Owner Feb 11, 2014   Interface Designer
Thanks for the llama, I am returning the favor! :)
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