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Royce-Barber
Royce Barber
United States
Current Residence: Fresno California USA
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Spring 2014 by Royce-Barber






This my official 2014 Poem. It has no immediate purpose. 
Basically I watch TV commercials and try to make as little sense as possible.
This may not be the very latest version, see my site link below.

Propane powered rocks never run out of sprinkled ham. Are your socks infected with bubble-wrap? Throw a blanket over it. Throw a blanket over everything like you're trying to make oatmeal out of trees. We can't assume a paralyzed elf has transparent seahorse scales. So I awoke in a place of cats pawing faster than juice. You may think old beach towels don't have time to rescue your gimpy walnut. Yet, the strength of a sassy friendship garden is swifter than hair. That hair depends on how clean your knee pit looks in the daylight, my sweet. For one single bean may grow five and a half drops of love. Sipping tears the size of a football. Mashing turnip grease on a security door is easier said than slurped, because the good warship Mexico can glaze a bear paw like it means corporate business. He'll shave your moose like butter corn squeezed through a peach radar. Examine the facts, you can't put a price on the lemon king, the market is too jiggly. Our burritos are made entirely of vitamin C. Robot penguins flail their arms in excitement. The military never did allow paper bags, the risk was too great. So slap a pancake, if not for yourself then for those who never could. Raccoon physics paved the way to jive snares. Not just any spoon transplant will do. Next you'll be saying door hinges really work. Rinse off that lava, you know where it's been. My people the mole men, often squeeze chopped washing machines. For maximum fumbling, apply organic shoes directly to a dogs paw. Flowers scrape diamonds, it's just math. That's when I made a perfectly round shoe, from a single piece of wet string. Fire trucks weren't meant to get this fresh, it's just not decent. When our village elder peels bark from a tree, it's music to my liver, you know the taste? Emulate illuminated cogs like moss on a cracker. Some day he'll go far, and we hope he stays there. Dmitri won five potato chips in the shape of joy, which he traded in for a reservation to have orange juice with Oprah. Notice the grassy scent of a glass of chia pets in plastic bags. Your knee pits say no, but your ears say yes. It really takes an old jar of dogs to learn new tricks. I'm talking about an empty spoon. You see, the Chinese team are known for flying a boat over five school busses. So I was found to be licking a grand crystal stair case dirtied by candle light if you wink with half a smile. It's there where bugs sell each other houses made of hair. As she follows the power drill to soft, soft buried treasure, she got a glimpse of her dream man. This was his first workshop teaching how to cook a jam covered car engine in an Amish pizza. The village, was never the same. Needless to say we lit candles in remembrance. In an unexpected turn of events, the city council voted in more ham spice than the electrical plug of a train speeding in a circle over a dog in a pointy helmet, if you see what I hear. My father was too far ahead of a birdhouse with no door hole. That's what you get for feeding a chicken it's triangle oranges by the sparkling light of hamster meat. The strange part is behind us now, where two moose intersect to create a breakfast for champions. Only the heart protests. Glancing at the right nostril of a needlessly specific kind of raccoon, a turtle in a bouncehouse took one dignified step toward his natural enemy.

Feel free to read more of my poetry here; sites.google.com/site/barbertu…

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:iconrosariogirl54321:
Hey, Royce, are you in a chatroom? 'Cause I want to, you know, actually speak.
I want to introduce you to my sister.
So, what do you say, buddy?
Do you dare brave the wilds of . . . well, us.
Go, Royce! Go where no [Insert Alien Creature Here] has gone before!
Courage, my friend. Courage!
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:iconroyce-barber:
Hey buddy, and hello to your sis. You both are so nice to me. :)
I don't usually chat very much, but I'm quite capable of doing so. Unless a land shark hops out a lava tube and nibbles my keyboard into exactly 1.5 pieces. Any more or less and I can fix the keyboard. But an exact nibble would render my entire Internet broken and thus the universe would go with it. That happened one time, so now I'm prepared by means of cotton swabs. A cotton swab trap like no other. Land sharks can't resist cotton, especially beef jerky flavored cotton. 

I'd be honored to chat up a storm with you and anyone you can fit in the room with us. If the chat room is a broom closet then I may ask for a slightly more public space than that. Or at least a life jacket in case it starts to rain from the ceiling. 
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:iconlandostock:
Thanks for the llama badge Barber :iconhartplz:
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:iconroyce-barber:
You're so very welcome. I invite you to look at my Nature Favorites; royce-barber.deviantart.com/fa…
Some of that is special effects, but some of it is real.
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:iconlandostock:
Very nice collection. 
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:iconroyce-barber:
Yoh FACE is a nice collection. Hmm I need to work on face jokes. Thank you for lookin', I have a zillion favorites. :D
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:iconsergiba:
Thanks for the favs! very kind. :hug:
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:iconallduin99:
Allduin99 Mar 3, 2014  Student General Artist
thanks for the badge! :D
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:iconrelhom:
relhom Feb 23, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
:w00t:
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:iconasurafangirl:
asurafangirl Feb 15, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Thank you so much for the llama! :icondragonglomp:
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:iconp0isonparadise:
p0isonParadise Feb 13, 2014  Hobbyist Interface Designer
Thanks for inspire me buddy :) <3
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:iconroyce-barber:
u inspire me more =]
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:iconp0isonparadise:
p0isonParadise Feb 15, 2014  Hobbyist Interface Designer
^^
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:iconpitkon:
pitkon Feb 11, 2014   Interface Designer
Thanks for joining :iconblackboxdesktop: ! Really glad to have you aboard! :) Feel free to submit anything Blackbox-related (themes, styles) and/or wallpapers, icons, Linux applications skins, 3dcc configurations...
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:iconpitkon:
pitkon Feb 11, 2014   Interface Designer
Thanks for the watch, I am watching you too now :)
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pitkon Feb 11, 2014   Interface Designer
Thanks for the llama, I am returning the favor! :)
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:icony-n-1-f:
Y-N-1-F Feb 10, 2014  Hobbyist Interface Designer
Very cool site, REB! (RoyceBarber.com) 
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:iconroyce-barber:
I'm humbled you enjoy my GoogleSite. :)
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:icony-n-1-f:
Y-N-1-F Feb 9, 2014  Hobbyist Interface Designer
You also look buzzzzzzed in the pic, hehe.
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:iconroyce-barber:
Hehehehe well on one hand, I'm more Amish than you'd believe, but on the other hand I am a very strange person. ^_^
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:icony-n-1-f:
Y-N-1-F Feb 10, 2014  Hobbyist Interface Designer
Sorry about the buzzzed comment then. You also look as though you've been staring at a computer all day.
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:iconroyce-barber:
It's totally cool. One friend called me perma-fried, because I'm pretty easy going. Perma-fried as in "too many special brownies". I've never touched any drugs, but apparently I act like it lol.
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Y-N-1-F Feb 9, 2014  Hobbyist Interface Designer
Man, Royce, you're in tech-heaven judging by that ID-pic! A laptop here, desktop there...headsets, gaming paraphernalia...even Poptarts?!!!----Dude. Just dude.....

A-clockwork-orange 1 by Your-Numbr1-Fan  
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:iconroyce-barber:
I call this my global statistics cross-refrencing lab. :3

My desktop is fairly fast, but my laptops are hand-me-downs. I'm older than I look, so I have ways of getting fancy toys. ^__^ (I'm 30).
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