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Yosemite11 by Royce-Barber NorthFork 2 by Royce-Barber Nature Grid by Royce-Barber Morrow Bay Calirofnia by Royce-Barber Crystal Cathedral Garden 3 by Royce-Barber Avila Beach CA by Royce-Barber Float On by Royce-Barber All Is Full Of Love by Royce-Barber NorthFork 1 by Royce-Barber Good Bye My Tree by Royce-Barber Disneyland Submarine Station by Royce-Barber Crystal Cathedral Easter Choir by Royce-Barber 2008 Independence Day pic6 by Royce-Barber My House by Royce-Barber Royce's Home: Panorama PTGui by Royce-Barber NorthSide Christian Church by Royce-Barber NorthSide Christian in Fresno by Royce-Barber Crystal Cathedral by Royce-Barber Crystal Cathedral Christmas by Royce-Barber

Should I use polls? 

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9 deviants said Yes, be a yes-man! Yes yes yes! Say it with me! Come on *blows whistle*. This is YES camp!
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2 deviants said Yes, it is the only way of life.
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Royce-Barber
Royce Barber
United States
Current Residence: Fresno California USA
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Spring 2014 by Royce-Barber






This my official 2014 Poem. It has no immediate purpose. 
Basically I watch TV commercials and try to make as little sense as possible.
This may not be the very latest version, see my site link below.

Propane powered rocks never run out of sprinkled ham. Are your socks infected with bubble-wrap? Throw a blanket over it. Throw a blanket over everything like you're trying to make oatmeal out of trees. We can't assume a paralyzed elf has transparent seahorse scales. So I awoke in a place of cats pawing faster than juice. You may think old beach towels don't have time to rescue your gimpy walnut. Yet, the strength of a sassy friendship garden is swifter than hair. That hair depends on how clean your knee pit looks in the daylight, my sweet. For one single bean may grow five and a half drops of love. Sipping tears the size of a football. Mashing turnip grease on a security door is easier said than slurped, because the good warship Mexico can glaze a bear paw like it means corporate business. He'll shave your moose like butter corn squeezed through a peach radar. Examine the facts, you can't put a price on the lemon king, the market is too jiggly. Our burritos are made entirely of vitamin C. Robot penguins flail their arms in excitement. The military never did allow paper bags, the risk was too great. So slap a pancake, if not for yourself then for those who never could. Raccoon physics paved the way to jive snares. Not just any spoon transplant will do. Next you'll be saying door hinges really work. Rinse off that lava, you know where it's been. My people the mole men, often squeeze chopped washing machines. For maximum fumbling, apply organic shoes directly to a dogs paw. Flowers scrape diamonds, it's just math. That's when I made a perfectly round shoe, from a single piece of wet string. Fire trucks weren't meant to get this fresh, it's just not decent. When our village elder peels bark from a tree, it's music to my liver, you know the taste? Emulate illuminated cogs like moss on a cracker. Some day he'll go far, and we hope he stays there. Dmitri won five potato chips in the shape of joy, which he traded in for a reservation to have orange juice with Oprah. Notice the grassy scent of a glass of chia pets in plastic bags. Your knee pits say no, but your ears say yes. It really takes an old jar of dogs to learn new tricks. I'm talking about an empty spoon. You see, the Chinese team are known for flying a boat over five school busses. So I was found to be licking a grand crystal stair case dirtied by candle light if you wink with half a smile. It's there where bugs sell each other houses made of hair. As she follows the power drill to soft, soft buried treasure, she got a glimpse of her dream man. This was his first workshop teaching how to cook a jam covered car engine in an Amish pizza. The village, was never the same. Needless to say we lit candles in remembrance. In an unexpected turn of events, the city council voted in more ham spice than the electrical plug of a train speeding in a circle over a dog in a pointy helmet, if you see what I hear. My father was too far ahead of a birdhouse with no door hole. That's what you get for feeding a chicken it's triangle oranges by the sparkling light of hamster meat. The strange part is behind us now, where two moose intersect to create a breakfast for champions. Only the heart protests. Glancing at the right nostril of a needlessly specific kind of raccoon, a turtle in a bouncehouse took one dignified step toward his natural enemy.

Feel free to read more of my poetry here; sites.google.com/site/barbertu…

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:iconlandostock:
Thanks for the llama badge Barber :iconhartplz:
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:iconroyce-barber:
You're so very welcome. I invite you to look at my Nature Favorites; royce-barber.deviantart.com/fa…
Some of that is special effects, but some of it is real.
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:iconlandostock:
Very nice collection. 
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:iconroyce-barber:
Yoh FACE is a nice collection. Hmm I need to work on face jokes. Thank you for lookin', I have a zillion favorites. :D
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:iconsergiba:
Thanks for the favs! very kind. :hug:
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Allduin99 Mar 3, 2014  Student General Artist
thanks for the badge! :D
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relhom Feb 23, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
:w00t:
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asurafangirl Feb 15, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Thank you so much for the llama! :icondragonglomp:
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p0isonParadise Feb 13, 2014  Hobbyist Interface Designer
Thanks for inspire me buddy :) <3
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:iconroyce-barber:
u inspire me more =]
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p0isonParadise Feb 15, 2014  Hobbyist Interface Designer
^^
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pitkon Feb 11, 2014   Interface Designer
Thanks for joining :iconblackboxdesktop: ! Really glad to have you aboard! :) Feel free to submit anything Blackbox-related (themes, styles) and/or wallpapers, icons, Linux applications skins, 3dcc configurations...
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pitkon Feb 11, 2014   Interface Designer
Thanks for the watch, I am watching you too now :)
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pitkon Feb 11, 2014   Interface Designer
Thanks for the llama, I am returning the favor! :)
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Y-N-1-F Feb 10, 2014  Hobbyist Interface Designer
Very cool site, REB! (RoyceBarber.com) 
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:iconroyce-barber:
I'm humbled you enjoy my GoogleSite. :)
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Y-N-1-F Feb 9, 2014  Hobbyist Interface Designer
You also look buzzzzzzed in the pic, hehe.
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:iconroyce-barber:
Hehehehe well on one hand, I'm more Amish than you'd believe, but on the other hand I am a very strange person. ^_^
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Y-N-1-F Feb 10, 2014  Hobbyist Interface Designer
Sorry about the buzzzed comment then. You also look as though you've been staring at a computer all day.
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:iconroyce-barber:
It's totally cool. One friend called me perma-fried, because I'm pretty easy going. Perma-fried as in "too many special brownies". I've never touched any drugs, but apparently I act like it lol.
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Y-N-1-F Feb 9, 2014  Hobbyist Interface Designer
Man, Royce, you're in tech-heaven judging by that ID-pic! A laptop here, desktop there...headsets, gaming paraphernalia...even Poptarts?!!!----Dude. Just dude.....

A-clockwork-orange 1 by Your-Numbr1-Fan  
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:iconroyce-barber:
I call this my global statistics cross-refrencing lab. :3

My desktop is fairly fast, but my laptops are hand-me-downs. I'm older than I look, so I have ways of getting fancy toys. ^__^ (I'm 30).
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Y-N-1-F Feb 10, 2014  Hobbyist Interface Designer
Reminds me of a younger friends "computer-room". This fella who's mother I'd met several years ago, she works in the cellphone/computer section at WalMart...She and I had became friends, and she knew I was into computers but didn't have much experience. Well, she introduced me to her 20-something-year-old son, who's a HUGE hacker and computer-guy, and wanted me to kinda be a big brother to him....keep him out of trouble. See, he was doing hard drugs, running with the wrong people, etc., and she (his mom) knew that I myself came out of that life-style years ago. I wound up in prison for many years as a result of my behavior. Anyway, she wanted me to try to help keep him out of jail and from winding up dead from drugs. So, we became friends...and he began teaching me all kinds of cool stuff about computers. That was where I got my start in computer-geekdom. And that boy's computer-room was PACKED with laptops, desktops, gaming stuff, you name it! We built my 1st gaming rig from 60% of his spare parts!
Anyway, he doesn't remind me of you in the what you might call 'bad ways' (the drugs, etc.)...just the computer-room. So please don't think I'm implying that you're into drugs. I said that you looked 'buzzzzzed' as a joke; you could have just as easily been tired from gaming all day!
Oh, and my friend? I couldn't keep him away from the meth. He began wanting me to give him rides to dealers' homes, started bringing pills and needles into my home (stashed inside his backpack)....and I had to distance myself. Last I heard from him, he's over-dosed on bath-salts (for the 2nd or 3rd time) and was in hospital here (my wife works in ours). I still see his mom at WalMart, though. 
You seem like a cool guy. So, Amish, huh? That's very cool, and something to be very proud of.
Take care, my friend, and keep on with your artwork!

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YorenTheFairy Feb 9, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Aw thanks so much for the llama! :) much appreciated.
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