Royce's Misc Writings
Written musings of Royce Barber.
Some of these articles and stories have updated versions on my website www.roycebarber.com which has many short stories.
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Whilst rolling around on the floor, lemony-fresh victory was as unpredictable as the nervous park squirrel. Scraping squirrel from his fangs, bigfoot takes pictures of my vacation home on the sun, where writing this poem was like drinking unicorn giggles. Do let me interrupt the floating medicine; may we change the subject to something wholly about cheetahs running on slippery floors? I feel that it makes me feel like a tall tree, as opposed to jellyfish celebrations which started a thousand years ago when a squirrel saved the worlds most majestic potato with his claws in the instantaneous flash of an ancient turtles lifetime. We were all clear on the rules and there was but one: No flying like a cheetah under a bridge made of ripe bananas and one falls into the cheetahs mouth and gets him on the banana addiction that was so good its got to be fattening but you know its healthy like a monkey salad but without the monkey 'cause dogs dont know it